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Help Desk Confessionals

I'm a systems administrator who provides tech support, data analysis, and report generation for about 300 users. No support staff. No other help. Just me.

My Top 10 New Year Resolutions (2005 Edition)

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Working part-time in the fitness industry, we are well-aware of people and their resolutions, because it is how health clubs make their money. Here are some resolutions I am pondering for the new year, fitness and non-fitness related:
  • 10. Instead of giving the finger while driving, flash the "Peace" sign instead.
  • 9. Stop running red lights.
  • 8. Teach Russell algebra. (*My* 16-month old can do it.)
  • 7. Answer the phone at work with "How May I Help You?" instead of "Whaddaya Want?!"
  • 6. Find time at work to pee. Everything else just have to wait.
  • 5. Stop going to work in shorts, even though no one ever sees me under the waist.
  • 4. Limit internet surfing at work to the first six hours. Blogging doesn't count.
  • 3. Stop responding with "sure, fine, whatever"
  • 2. Do at least one set of the abs exercise in my aerobics class.
  • 1. To actually listen while talking on the phone.

posted by Carl from L.A., 2:33 PM

3 Comments:

LOL

::HUGS::

Happy New Year C-
commented by Blogger EmGee, 8:19 AM  
Thanks EmGee.

I might have broken a couple of these already.
commented by Blogger Carl from L.A., 9:13 AM  
yep...cross off #10 and #9
commented by Blogger Carl from L.A., 7:12 AM  

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